
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
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where did this come from originally???
I KIND OF WANT TO CRY?????
This looks like it would be the BBC version.
oh MY GOD IT DOES
HOW IS THAT EVEN TRUE
Last night I went to this fancy party that was to celebrate the beginning of the London Film Festival and went with some other fancy (actually way more fancy than me and much more relevant and talented than I ever was) youtubers.
We drank a lot of ‘Frankentinis’ (pomegranate martinis) and ate tiny hors d’oeuvres (pronounced: or durves, for all the 12 year olds who suddenly give a shit about me).
Anyway it was decided as a joke to post the above photo on PJ (the chap on the right)’s twitter, with me and Dan in the background pretending to make out for the hilarious internet melt down which occurred immediately.
Obviously we weren’t because A: sorry Dan I’m just not that into you and B: I have a boyfriend.
Anyway Dan and Phil (the chap on the left)’s fans went INSANE and freaked the fuq out because they all ‘ship’ Dan and Phil (their ship name is Phan), which is kind of disturbing for a number of reasons.
And so, whatever, that’s lols on the internet for you. But then some of them fucking emailed and tweeted my actual boyfriend.
I just can’t believe that anyone who knew I had a boyfriend in the first place wouldn’t immediately get that the above photo is a joke.